ceciliaspen:

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

teenjournalist:

A local teen has loudly popped a chip bag in the cafeteria. Reporters on the scene, amidst the chaos, have this to say: “it was like a gunshot went off”

jarring:

rottinggrl:

i’m an evil villain but i love kindness and peace and love hope this helps

fallenangelvictorious:

thedailycharlieday:

I feel like this guy when people try and explain anything to me

guerrillatech:

masondixonn:

gunsandfireandshit:

thyrell:

thyrell:

kind of obsessed with these ai generated wojaks they express a level of anguish that i don’t think the normal ones are capable of conveying

💕

These are wojak cenobites

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

do you think a mosh pit could be started at a mitski concert. realistically

evilwizard:

helltubejackie:

evilwizard:

binscave:

evilwizard:

mlarayoukai:

Sorry babe I’m pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it is

i do not think that’s an officially-sanctioned wizard orb

well you’re one to talk

I SUMMON KETAMINE APE

THATS NOT LEGAL

ATTACK!!

nonbinary-cherry:

eggorf:

pokemon-personalities:

this image perfectly captures how i feel most hours of the day

decadence

killfridge:

re-homophobic:

I’m not british but “daft cunt” is such a funny insult but I couldn’t say it without sounding like one myself

It’s a shame they aren’t making music anymore