fivebatss:

deadshrike:

•_•_• ← freak of nature (when he looks up at the sky there are twice as many stars as usual)

cricketcat9:

gloomyfairyland:

anyway i said i would do this after the whole thing was said and done… when i was looking for advice i found like “paint your nails and listen to happy music” buzzfeed bullshit so

here is my short real life abortion and early pregnancy survival guide (pastebin)

other links:

• How to Get A Safe Abortion, No Matter How Far Along You Are or How Much Money You Have
  
• Check here to see if medicaid will cover your costs
• Financial aid for abortions
  
• prochoice.org has a list for each state of NAF funded clinics and free hotlines for information.
  
• WomenOnWeb.org and WomenOnWaves.org will ship you an abortion pill if it is illegal to get an abortion in your country.

For anyone who may need this

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

the-real-numbers:

math-suggestion:

the-real-numbers:

The girl reading this

Who

She’s experiencing the flow of time in a nonlinear fashion

psygull:

i wish i went to RENE MAGRITTE university

i would wear a BOWLER HAT every day and eat APPLES and HAM WITH EYES for lunch. i would take FIREPLACE TRAIN to class and smoke CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE. i would be more likely to meet WHITE DOVE, FLAMING TUBA, LE MINOTAURE, and MYSELF

crazy-brazilian:

evildoggy:

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

lesbianrey:

lesbianrey:

kinda feels like we’re dealing with the major ramifications of feminism being digested via enamel pins and tshirts with fun 70s throwback vibes and not as a serious critical framework to reshape our society

the point of this post wasn’t to mock individual people as cringe or stupid for buying pins on etsy, my point was feminism as a movement was astroturfed by capital interests to be an aesthetic and personal identity without a revolutionary character.

memewhore:

geniusoflove:

geniusoflove:

i forgot i made a wag account for a fake dog i have to leave a review for my friend as a walker or whatever so when i recieved this email about my Dear PeePee i almost died

PeePee my impossibly large bedlington terrier that looks exactly like david byrne

p-a-x:

livefromthehumanzoo:

p-a-x:

cyberracist:

livefromthehumanzoo:

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

sonypraystation:

butchdot:

butchwizard:

wizardonline:

wizardonline:

scientist have created the worlds smallest bug

BREAKING NEW: they have now made it the tiniest hat to wear. in the world

andhumanslovedstories:

Absolutely wild about the energy this model bought to this stock photo