normal-horoscopes:

sirmalican:

normal-horoscopes:

e-seal:

normal-horoscopes:

e-seal:

my therapist keeps telling me it’s “not normal” to run from the shadow people following close behind me when i go downstairs for snacks at night but what am i gonna do? let them catch me?

DO NOT WORRY THEY JUST WANT YOUR SNACKS

well then they can ask like grown apparitions!

ACTUALLY THEY CANT THEY DO NOT HAVE MOUTHS

FOLLOWING CLOSE BEHIND YOU IS NYCTOMORPH BODY LANGUAGE FOR BEGGING

how do they eat the snacks without mouths

THEY DONT EAT THE SNACKS THEY EAT THE PSYCHIC EXPERIENCE OF YOU EATING THE SNACK DUMBASS