this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
just-fic-me-up said:
I would get tired of walking and ask to sit down. Willy Wonka would take it as a sign of weakness and snap my neck himself 
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