me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]
me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]
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